" square ones "

 [ "square one" ]

1: When you try to make a bad situation better, and end up with the original problem.

  * e.g.,  ... I wanted to make a lot of money, so I saved up a lot, bought a business, and gambled all my money away. Now I'm back to square one. 

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2: (The term comes from a board game, where you progress until something sends you back to square one.)

 [ "Square one" ]

1: When you messed up big time with a friend and now you are back from where y’all started. You gotta start the WHOLE friendship over

  * e.g.,  ... Nah bruh that’s fucked up, we at square one now 

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1: An awsomely large mall in Mississauga, Ontario Canada

  * e.g.,  ... Sally: Hey man lets go to Square One and buy stuff!! 

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1: Refers to commentators' grids used for football (soccer) matches broadcasted on radio in the 1920's/1930's, where if a team was to start another attack from the defence, it would go back to "square one".

  * e.g.,  ... "Pass intercepted by the full back, so back to square one". 

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1: RBD Library, or any place in general that you have to go, sit for hours studying your ass off, and frequently visit every week.

  * e.g.,  ... "'Sup my boy." 

 [ "Back to square one" ]

1: When you have to do something over again

  * e.g.,  ... It is a bad day, you finished your project and the wind blew it away. You're so furious and you've to do it all over again. This is what you called "Back to square one" 

 [ "Square One Brew" ]

1: When you go Square one mall after eating out, and all of a sudden have to take a crap and take off running to find a washroom.

  * e.g.,  ... Shane: Why did Buck run off so fast? and why was he walking funny? 

 [ "Square One Mall" ]

1: Square One Mall is the most depressing shopping mall on earth located in Saugus, Massachusetts. Some stores that you can shop at are Macy’s which only old white women and overweight Hispanic women shop at, there’s also a furniture section that people forget that exists so it’s a great napping spot! The GameStop is so small that you can smell the cum stain and Doritos from the employees and customers that frequent it. There’s also Dick’s Sporting Goods that the only customers are middle aged black men with their kids. There’s also Sears that’s somehow still in business! Newbury comics that are frequented by obese blue haired virgins with daddy’s issues and don’t let it come to you as a shocker that they might be gay too!

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: “Fuck man I was trying to shoot up some heroin in the furniture section at Macy’s that I got from Lids, but some pigeons from the food court came in and made me accidentally drop it” 

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2: The food court has had a family of pigeons that have been stuck there for the past 10 years with no hope to get out. You might notice the giant empty space in the middle of the food court that you would assume would be space for people to eat at which it was once, but the chairs were not removed due to COVID-19, but for the fact that too many people were fighting over chairs.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: “That’s what you get for going to the Square One Mall.” 

 [ "Square One Mall" ]

3: Some minor notes

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4: The Disney store caught on fire once.

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5: Lids sold drugs to minors.

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6: The rat infestation.

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7: The shitty pretzel place.

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8: The cool but depressed employees.

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9: Santa blocks that accidentally spelled satan.

 [ "Back to square one" ]

1: When you're back to where you started, all progress has been lost

  * e.g.,  ... Man, someone shredded my 500 page essay... well now I'm back to square one 

 [ "One square challenge" ]

1: Verb: the act of going to Taco Bell and ordering $41 worth of the menu and a Baja blast, eating it all in one sitting it all in one sitting, then dropping a nuke in the bathroom, but you are only allowed one square of toilet paper to wipe. After the nuke you must make the walk of shame through the restraunt back to the bus the stop.

  * e.g.,  ... Ex. 1 Victor: did you hear about the guy Hendricks? He died doing the one square challenge. Bryant: No what is the one square challenge? Ex. 2